Cover

Alfonsina Y El Mar
Always On My Mind
Back In Black
Come To My Window (with Melissa Etheridge)
De Musica Ligera
Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
Love Is A Battlefield (with Mary J. Blige)

Other

El Oasis
Inevitable (English)
Pure Intuition
Translation (Mad TV Parody)
Whatever, Don’t Matter (Mad TV Parody)

ALFONSINA Y EL MAR

Original: Ariel Ramirez & Felix Luna
(Top)
Por la blanda arena que lame el mar
su pequeña huella no vuelve más
y un sendero solo de pena y silencio llegó
hasta el agua profunda
y un sendero solo de penas puras llegó
hasta la espuma

Sabe Dios que angustia te acompañó
qué dolores viejos calló tu voz
para recostarte arrullada en el canto
de las caracolas marinas
la canción que canta en el fondo oscuro del mar
la caracola

Te vas Alfonsina con tu soledad
¿qué poemas nuevos fuiste a buscar?
Y una voz antigua de viento y de mar
te requiebra el alma
y la está llamando
y te vas, hacia allá como en sueños,
dormida Alfonsina, vestida de mar.

Cinco sirenitas te llevarán
por caminos de algas y de coral
y fosforescentes caballos marinos harán
una ronda a tu lado.
Y los habitantes del agua van a nadar pronto a tu lado.

Bájame la lámpara un poco más
déjame que duerma, nodriza en paz
y si llama él no le digas que estoy,
dile que Alfonsina no vuelve.
y si llama él no le digas nunca que estoy,
di que me he ido.

Te vas Alfonsina con tu soledad
¿qué poemas nuevos fuiste a buscar?
Y una voz antigua de viento y de mar
te requiebra el alma
y la está llamando
y te vas, hacia allá como en sueños,
dormida Alfonsina, vestida de mar.

ALWAYS ON MY MIND

Original: Elvis Presley
(Top)
Maybe I didn’t treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn’t love you
Quite as often as I could have
Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn’t died
Give me, give me one more chance
To keep you satisfied, satisfied

Maybe I didn’t hold you
All those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you
I’m so happy that you’re mine
If I make you feel second best
Girl, I’m sorry I was blind

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn’t died
Give me, give me one more chance
To keep you satisfied, satisfied

Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind

BACK IN BLACK

Original: AC/DC (1980)
(Top)
I hit the sack
I’ve been too long I’m glad to be back [I bet you know I'm...]
Yes, I’m let loose
From the noose
That’s kept me hanging about
I’ve been looking at the sky
‘Cause it’s gettin’ me high
Forget the hearse ’cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat’s Eyes
Abusin’ every one of them and running wild

Chorus:
‘Cause I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back, back
(Well) I’m back in black
Yes, I’m back in black

Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I’m a power pack
Yes, I’m in a bang
With a gang
They’ve got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I’m back on the track
And I’m beatin’ the flack
Nobody’s gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I’m just makin’ my play
Don’t try to push your luck, just get out of my way

Chorus

Well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back, back
Well I’m back in black
Yes I’m back in black

hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I’m back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back
Back in black
Yes I’m back in black

Out of the sight

COME TO MY WINDOW with Melissa Etheridge

Original: Melissa Etheridge (1993)
(Top)
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I’ll be home soon

I would dial the numbers
Just to listen to your breath
I would stand inside my hell
And hold the hand of death
You don’t know how far I’d go
To ease this precious ache
You don’t know how much I’d give
Or how much I can take

Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Just to reach you

Chorus

Keeping my eyes open
I cannot afford to sleep
Giving away promises
I know that I can’t keep
Nothing fills the blackness
That has seeped into my chest
I need you in my blood
I am forsaking all the rest
Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Oh to reach you

Chorus

I don’t care what they think
I don’t care what they say
What do they know about this
love anyway

DE MUSICA LIGERA

Original: Soda Stereo
(Top)
Ella durmio
Al calor de las brasas
Y yo desperte
Queriendo so$arla
Algun tiempo atras
Pense en escribirle
Que nunca sortie
Las trampas del amor

Traje el amor
De musica ligera
Nada nos libra
Nada mas queda

Yo le enviare
Cenizas de rosas
Ni pienso evitar
Roces secretos

Traje el amor
de Musica Ligera
Nada nos libra
Nada mas queda

Traje el amor
de Musica Ligera
Nada nos libra
Nada mas queda
Nada mas queda
Nada mas queda
Nada mas queda

DUDE (LOOKS LIKE A LADY)

Original: Aerosmith (1987)
(Top)
Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you’re wrong but you know that’s alright
That’s right

Backstage we’re havin the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
Tried to blow me away

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, sue me

What a funky lady
She like it like it like it like that
He was a lady

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD with Mary J. Blige

Original: Pat Benatar (1983)
(Top)
We are strong
No one can tell us we’re wrong
Searchin’ our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

You’re beggin’ me to go
Then makin’ me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know, do I stand in your way
Or am I the best thing you’ve had?
Believe me
Believe me
I can’t tell you why
But I’m trapped by your love
And I’m chained to your side

We are young
Heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we’re wrong
Searchin’ our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

When we’re losing control
Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside?
And when all this gets old
Will it still feel the same?
There is no way this will die
But if we get much closer
I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders
You’ll need me to hold

We are young,
heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands,
Love is a battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we’re wrong
Searchin’ our hearts for so long,
Both of us knowing
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

EL OASIS (with Estéfano Salgado)

Titelsong der kolumbianischen Soap ‘El Oasis’
(Top)
Lo mío es un homenaje a la reconciliación al amor
Entre la gente que es la bendición de Dios
Lo mío es andar sembrando la semilla del perdón
Y recoger de coshecha la vida es una ilusión
Y entre mis hermanos una y otra vez cambiarles
Por flores
Tal vez sesatez y entre tanto odio que caiga a sus pies
Una avemaría llenito de fé

Para qué el orgullo si nos hiere tanto
Rompe corazones y nos va alejado
Para que rencores si hay solo una vida
Y llegando al cielo
El rencor se olvida un oasis de placer
En este mundo quiero ver
Un oasis de verdad
Donde yo te pueda amar

Lo mío es darnos la mano
Y hallar en el corazón
Un oasis de ternura donde crezca
Nuestro amor ay
Lo mío es ir a tu lado y de tu aliento
Vivir aunque digan que es capricho
Los que siento yo por ti.

Para qué el orgullo si nos hiere tanto
Rompe corazones y nos va alejado
Para que rencores si hay solo una vida
Y llegando al cielo
El rencor se olvida un oasis de placer
En este mundo quiero ver
Un oasis de verdad
Donde yo te pueda amar.

INEVITABLE (English)

Lyrics by: Shakira – Music by: Shakira & Luis Fernando Ochoa
Published by: Sony Music Entertainment (Colombia) S.A. (1999)
(Top)
To be true, I must confess
Making coffee, I’m a mess
Don’t know anything ’bout football
Been unfaithfull once or twice
Cannot even win at dice
As for watches, I don’t use one

To be completely honest
No one thinks of you
Quite the way I do
It’s all the same to you now

To be true, I must confess
I never sleep by twelve or less
Never take a bath on sundays
Since I’m telling you so much
I cry in earnest once a month
When the weather turns to freezing

With me nothing is easy
Only you can tell
You know me so well

(Without you everything’s a bore)

The sky is seeing a million raindrops fall
The hours seem to crawl
And every day that passes is the same
Just like yesterday
I can’t find any way to forget you because
To keep on loving you
Is inevitable

Always felt that it was true
When we talk about we two
I should be the first revealing
I’m sure you know what’s going on
Nothing’s better since you’re gone
At the barely least I’m breathing

And you won’t be returning
Nothing left to tell
I know you so well

(What will I ever do without you?)

The sky is seeing…

Always felt that it was true
When we talk about we two
I should be the first revealing…

PURE INTUITION

Lyrics & Music by: Shakira & Luis Fernando Ochoa
Published by: Sony BMG (2007)
(Top)
Let us be wrong and let’s begin
A mistake that turns into perfection
I want to see you sliding in
my underworld

This time I plan to let you win
I’ll be a victim of my own invention
Let us be wrong and let’s begin
Once and for all

What heaven weaves and braids
no man shall undo
I’ve been custom-made for no one but you
You know it’s now or never

I have a feeling inside
( Despacio, despacio, comienzas a caer )
And intuition’s always been a woman’s guide
( Te siento, te siento, desde antes de nacer )
We’ve been wanting each other since before we were born
( Adentro, adentro te vas quedando )
And I will love you even after I am gone
(Asi, estoy dispuesta a todo amor)

This time I plan to let you win
I’ll be here in false/full subordination
I’ll be devoted to your will
Once and for all

Love is only pain disguised as a kiss
So make me feel it now
Let’s get on with this
and the sooner the better

I have a feeling inside
( Despacio, despacio, comienzas a caer )
And intuition’s always been a woman’s guide
( Te siento, te siento, desde antes de nacer )
We’ve been wanting each other since before we were born
( Adentro, adentro te vas quedando )
And I will love you even after I am gone
(Asi, estoy dispuesta a todo amor)

I have a feeling inside
( Despacio, despacio, comienzas a caer )
And intuition’s always been a woman’s guide
( Te siento, te siento, desde antes de nacer )
We’ve been wanting each other since before we were born
( Adentro, adentro te vas quedando )
And I will love you even after I am gone
after I am gone…

TRANSLATION

Mad TV – Objection (Tango) Parody
(Top)
It’s not my fault that I’m no understandable
And I try so hard just to be bilinguable
I promise that in Spanish this is really good
What when i sing in English it’s just bad wood
It all gets lost in:
Translation, it gets me a wide frustration
Cause I was born in another nation
Chickens run free and I love my Yoda
That’s alright I don’t know the:
Translation, my tongue speak is in tangle
I’m dizzy dingle dangle
The diction-atary I need again
Till then sit down and watch me bend

This hermetic and athletic, it’s harmonic and plutonic
English is not for me as you can plainly see but I can try it
Reverse it, Spanglish rehearse it,
But i get so lost so very very lost boy!

WHATEVER, DON’T MATTER

Mad TV – Whenever, Wherever Parody
(Top)
Baby I was born so far away so
I speak English as a second language
I don’t understand a word I say cause
There’s no word that rhymes with sandwich
Lucky that I have a smoking body
Cause I only sing in gibberish
Lucky that I am such a hottie
Watch my lips go quiverish

We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
Good news for you
I’m double joint in two! *uh*

Whatever, don’t matter
I can stir up pancake better
I can shake my derriere
But it won’t go, no where
Bend over, Turn over
Now enjoy my thighs of thunder
You just busted my hips in here
Now it won’t go, no where

Lucky that my lips aren’t only drinking
When I shake them they go mountains
I know these breasts are round and perky
And my lips are full of mountains

We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
Time to crawl
Into the mount-wha?

Whatever, don’t matter
You can go buy me a sweater
But I got a hump in here
This thing’s not goin no where
Look under, turn over
Makin sense of you being sober
So I kiss my hips can’t reach
I am such a bitch

- And cut that’s it Shakira
- But I can’t stop shakin…uh! I think he’s suffocating!
- Shakira! SHAKIRA! That’s enough
- faints